THE SADISTIC VAMPIRE, SEX LIKE NO OTHER

This is not your average sex spirit by no means. This little bastard is sadistic! He is not just into bondage but into spanking with whips and asking you to put pins in his spirit penis. Like WTF seriously! I have always said that we are walking around in our clothes and when we die there is no difference in our personalities. This is one of those cases of how the hell did I get this freak!

Now I have no issue with getting a bare ass knocked on or even a little dragging on the floor and being tied up, no issue at all. I have no issue smacking a freak back but we are talking about him wanting you to place pins in his penis hole! NO LIE! Now I'm guessing he can't feel it and, good thing, bad thing? I have no idea. Now if you can get past his insanity he is a hot looking bastard! I mean he is really good looking! I'm trying to think of who I can compare him to but I really don't watch much TV and my tastes are a little odd anyway. I know the standard of good looking so let me look through the TV real quick and see who I can come up with. Be right back.

It took me a while and I was going through the on demand at comcast and came across this show called Spartacus Blood and sand and this vampire looks just like the actor Andy Whitfield. I have never heard of him but you can look him up by typing in the show and looking at the actor. He plays Spartacus. Not my type but when looking at his pictures I'm sure a lot of women would bed him. 

He is wild in bed and I didn't test him but someone I know did and she was thrilled! I know he won't kill you so no worries there but your vag will get worn out.  If you lady peach gets all tired I have a vag revirginator so no worry!