Alpha Juice (Manly McManhood)
PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE THE DESCRIPTION. ALL ITEMS IN THE $38.00 SALE CATEGORY ARE ALWAYS IN STOCK. WE HAVE MULTIPLES, EVEN IF ONLY ONE IS SHOWN. IF THE ITEM IS OUT OF STOCK ON THE WEBSITE, EMAIL US AND WE WILL EITHER SEND YOU ONE OF THE EXTRAS WE HAVE OR WE WILL MAKE ANOTHER ONE FOR YOU. THESE ITEMS ARE NEVER OUT OF STOCK BECAUSE ADDITIONAL PIECES CAN ALWAYS BE MADE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CONTACT US AND WE WILL HELP YOU.
WE TAKE PAYMENT VIA THE FOLLOWING METHODS-- LAYAWAY, PAYPAL, CASHAPP, ZELLE, AND CREDIT CARD. IF YOU ARE DOING A CREDIT CARD, YOU CAN FOLLOW THE PROCEDURES FOR CHECKOUT ON THE WEBSITE. IF YOU NEED TO SEND MONEY VIA ONE OF THE OTHER METHODS, OR YOU WANT TO PUT AN ITEM ON LAYAWAY, PLEASE CONTACT US AND WE WILL MAKE ARRANGEMENTS FOR THOSE PAYMENTS. PLEASE DO NOT JUST SEND MONEY WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, AS WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS FOR AND WE WILL ASSUME IT IS A GIFT.
Look, the world needs nerds. We get it. You guys create things that the rest of us couldn't even imagine creating. Kudos to you, actually. However, I've spoken to some of these "nerd" type people and they actually hate it. They want to be more manly. The fact is that they don't know how and they probably won't be able to accomplish it on their own. That's why we've created this piece-- called Alpha Juice. This piece constains the spiritual testosterone of a real Alpha Wolf. Whne you wear this piece you will not become an Alpha Wolf, but your manliness will increase exponentially. You will become stronger. You will become better in the sack. You will become more attractive to females who would have otherwise waived you off. This piece will take you from zero to hero. It's like revenge of the nerds but in real life! Go get 'em, Tiger!!
(And before somebody asks, yes this piece will help the penis grow a few inches)