Chinese Wealth Dragon activation

In the times we live in, wealth is everything.  Either you have it or you don't.  If you don't, then I'm sure you are part of the majoirty that with they had it.  Well, wish no more.  This piece conjures the presence of an ancient Chinese wealth drargon.  When you own this piece, you gain the ability to summon the dragon, who will fly throughout all realms to devour wealth and bring it back to you.  This wealth will come from many realms and will effect many different areas of your life.  To activate you will need to give your dragon an offering of a few coins.  You will set this, together with your piece, out on the counter overnight.  The energies of the coins will activated the dragon in this piece and he will awaken and begin to bring you the wealth that you've always wanted and never had.