Cupertino Joe the Spacial Levitician
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Okay, so maybe, just maybe I made the word Levitician up. It seems pretty legit to me, though. I think we should petition Oxford to put it in their dictionary, especially since "twerking" is now in their thanks, in part, to Miley Cyrus. I'm not knocking Miley, I'm just saying she loves to twerk and apparently the folks over at New Oxford love her, too. Either way, the power in these pieces are original and I honestly don't think that I have seen anything like them before, not any time recently anyhow.
Saint Joseph is the Patron Saint of astronauts, pilots and most anything to do with flying. This is definitely do to the fact that he had an uncanny and supernatural ability to levitate. In fact, he could even take it one step further, but allowing himself to fly to the places that he needed to go. If you dig deep you will be able to uncover evidence of these occurrences. You just have to read well and read between the lines and it's a "no brainer" why the astronauts loved the guy. In some early accounts of Saint Joseph of Cupertino he is even said to have used his powers and abilities to levitate into the heavens, meaning space. How he managed to do this was a gift of God, considering the fact that normal mortals can venture out in to space given the fact that they need oxygen to breathe and in space, there is no oxygen. You know how God works though-- always defying the odds, so basically this is what happened.
So, maybe this is the gift that God gave the ancients? Who knows. Either way, St. Joseph of Cupertino was given the power to become a divine Letitician. This collection of items contains the powers of the man that I call Cupertino Joe, the Levitician. This piece will not allow you to actually physically levitate into the realms of space. However, this piece will allow you to levitate your mind in perfect harmony with your own body. Your mind will be able to levitate into the realms of space, during which you will given the secret codes of star maps and astral alchemy. You will be able to take these forms of knowledge with you back to the mortal realm. Here, you will be able to use the astral alchemy that is given to you to change the energy that is radiated from the solar system (moon beams, sun beams, starlight, light from other planets, the sacred geometry of the constellations) into your own form of magic. You can literally use these energies to develop any type of magic that you want. You just have to use the knowledge that is given to you during you spacial levitation to manipulate the energy in a way that transforms their properties into the magic/powers that you want.
One more thing, you can use this piece for spacial levitation more than once. I felt like that needed to be said. You can use it as few or as many times as needed to perfect your knowledge, and ultimately your magic.
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