So now the discussion has turned to sex and spiritual love,etc. I get a lot of customers that are seeking some sort of love spell or something that will give them a true soul mate. My feelings on it are that it must be a true soul mate,not someone you pick. The universe already has someone picked for you but most don't understand this or believe it. They find someone that they want to be it and that is all they want. They don't realize that maybe this is just not the person for you and that you are wrong. They always find out sooner or later but by then they could be maried or divorced with so much time and money lost.
I don't think wasting time is good nor is getting a divorce. So with this item you will have none of that but you will do it my way. My way is the way of the universe. You will take this antique vase and use the magical and supernatural powers inside it. You will grow and blossom your own soul mate. You WILL have what you want even if you don't know what you want.
Maybe your idea of a soul mate is the dark haired hottie you met inside the book store but your wrong,it's not him. Maybe you feel that blonde with the tight ass is all for you,nope your wrong. Maybe it is the black haired lady with some junk in the trunk and a clubbed foot? Your thinking um,no! Again you are wrong. I'm not saying your going to get someone hideous,no! What I'm saying is that whoever is for you might not be what you feel he or she should look like but then again it could be.
I know a lot of people and most women are seeking that man with a never ending supply of cash. If they find that man and marry him and you see them 5 years later I bet they will tell you they hate his guts and are not happy at all. They are waiting for him to die or to get that divorce and take everything he has. I know just one woman like that. She married a guy and waited exactly 5 years to divorce him making sure she got half. During the course of the marriage she took as much as she could and bought her kids new cars and trucks,house and whatever they wanted. All while this was going on the kids talked crap about him even though with out him they would still be the poor white trash they had always been. Let me tell you,she was nothing to look at. She had a face like a rabbit and a ass like a coffee table and her attitude was that of a sociapath. You just wanted to run her fat ass over. Speaking of fat right now I'm doing Shakeology and pretty soon I'm going to look like I'm in Sudan on all fours barely making it to the food camp. Yea for me!!! Seriously though Shakeology does work. I think that woman,the gold digger should get on it. Now personally I love fat people because they look really good to me. Not sloopy fat but just good and juicy looking,you know,wearing it well. That kind of thing. Stick figures have never been my style and I like meat! However we all want to stay healthy so I'm going for the I'm on crack look. Maybe not crack but maybe I'm on the weekend coke look,minus the dark circles under the eyes and the guy pimping me out on the corner. Yeah,I don't want to get pimped out. Pimping me out is a no go. I talk to much to be pimped out anyway. I would talk my sex customer to death. I know they would say hey can you do something else with your mouth other then talk? Then I would get offended and I wouldn't make any money because I would want to know why are they paying for sex,how does this make you feel,do you do it all the time,do you really like it, are you married,do you have any disease,are you a homo in disguise,you know crap like that. I have loved to people watch all my life but if and that is a BIG if I do get interested in them I will ask a million questions. One example is that black lady I met who had blue eyes. No most people would not mention it but I had to,I just had to! I wanted to know where did you come from? Then I realized that maybe I shouldn't have asked but it was too late. This goes along the lines of when I asked this couple in a restaurant if that child was theirs. I asked because it was a different color. Yes that was terrible but before I could stop myself it just flew out. I did a great job of covering it up by saying OMG he is so cute but in reality I thought he was scary looking. Often the thoughts that run through my mind are quite scary in fact even to me. I mean who thinks of some of the crap I do and the brain of mine is never at rest. One thing,most TV shows bore me to absolute death. I will start watching one and realize I'm bored or that the people on it are stupid. Then it 's all down hill because it's not like I can change the channel because other people are watching it so I'm kinda screwed. I started watching alone and got pissed off because I realized that men are not men anymore. Some of them are a bunch of kittys! I like real men! Those metrosexual things are not for me. If he is taking more time with his hair then I am,no!!!!! I don't want that. I want to see a pair of working hands and if you don't have that then you better have a damn brain. I need something to keep me alive!
Getting back to the sex part,not sure if I got into that yet? So the sex,everyone wants to know about sex. I think I'm a bit of a freak personally. I can sit on my couch or be driving or whatever and just use my brain to have an orgasm and when I'm doing it I want to go inside the person and taste them. I'm not playing and I'm dead serious,it's almost like I need to eat them so I can devour them fully. Some women don't like to have penis in their mouth but to me it's wonderful! While I love sex and I really,really do,I'm not into one night stands or in just picking someone up because that is just disgusting! This is why I don't have a disease,I don't do that crap. To me that is so disgusting how people do that. They don't even know each other and they are like here is my penis just put it in your mouth and they woman is like okay or they say no put it in my butt or whatever. Okay if you know them very,very well but not if you don't. Where is the spiritual connection? Then you have people complaining that the sex sucks well of course it does,you just banged a guy or girl you know nothing about! How can you really connect as you should to have that mind blowing orgasm? I can orgasm at least 30 some times in an hour. I swear to God I'm not lying! You can too once you get a good one! This item brings you the good one!
Okay so how do you use it and how does it work?
Your taking Earths natural energy to tap into your astral and physical realm of path destiny. This means that you will gain what the universe already has for you. To do this you will place two different cut flowers in your vase. These will rest in the water and the vase will do the rest. Very soon your TRUE soul mate will come for you. Your soul mate will be exactly what you need and what you want and when it hits you,you will be stunned,happy and feeling like your on top of the world.