FLASH SALE: PSYCHIC COMMUNICATION WITH YOUR PET
THIS PIECE IS A REAL LAPIS CRYSTAL DOG.
This piece is timeless. Did you ever come home from a long day at work, you open the door and there is trash strewn from one end of the house to the other? Yeah, bad Fido. Don't you just want to ask him "what the heck were you thinking?" Well, with this piece you can. Pets have their own thoughts, emotions, and languages. This piece will allow you to communicate with your pet via psychic communication and thought-forms. Despite my example, this piece isn't limited to dogs. It will allow you to communicate with any kind of animal-- even Narwhals. I don't know why you'd want to communicate with a Narwhal, but hey-- do what you must!