Go Ahead. Call the Poe, Poe... Edgar Allan

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Edgar Allan Poe was one of the best writers in all of history. His macabre style and plot twisting was enough to keep even the most unmotivated readers on the edge of their seat. If there was a story that needed a dark side, Poe could make this happen. He was very eloquent in his words and the way they came out on paper. He was given that gift when he was born. He had always been able to capture the creepy essence with his pen. Some of us were not so lucky when it comes to the ability to write and draw people in-- and this sucks. Thinks about how much famous authors are making. Stephanie Meyer is worth $125 Million dollars for making a book about twinkling vampires. What the what??!! Why are you not cashing in?

Whatever your motivation for becoming a great writer, this piece contains the presence of Edgar Allan Poe. We traveled to Westminster Hall in Baltimore to make this item. Baltimore is where Poe met his untimely end in the strangest of fashions after a passerby found him incoherent on the street. Nobody knows what killed him to this day, although some speculate it was alcohol. Who knows? Maybe all the demons he had been writing about finally caught up to him. EIther way, he is irrefutably one of the best authors to ever live. When you wear this piece, it will allow you to tap into your inner author. It will allow you to be a successful author, screenwriter, journalist, blogger, novelist, playwright, lyricist, whatever. Whatever you want to write, this piece will enhance it and make you the very best of your genre, so much so that success and wealth will surely be inevitable.

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