I SING LIKE AN ANGEL, DOUCHE BAG

$ 38.00

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This piece makes me want to sing that song from Bambi that goes, "drip, drip, drop little April Shower." Good thing Deedee isn't here right now, or she would probably try to sing it and-- believe me-- nobody wants that. The reason it reminds me of this song is because the powers in this piece can only be activated during a rain shower. Whether it is a spring shower or a late Autumn storm, a hurricane, or a Florida sprinkling, this piece needs to be activated during a rain shower.

The entity in this piece is known as a rain fairy, but she is actually more a nymph I supposed. As you all know there are nymphs for everything in nature. Some of them are male, some of them are female. The thing about this piece is that it doesn't take either form. It does not have a gender and is sent to Earth with the rain to bless the grounds with their magic of fertility and abundance. Their magic promotes the vitality of life that you see come in the Spring time and in human form this can translate into only one thing-- sexual intercourse. It is how humans reproduced, just as the Earth reproduces in the spring.

We have caught one of these formless fairies during a rain storm a few weeks ago. It is nameless and formless. Just as it will take any form in needs to in order to help nature grow, it will also take whatever form you desire the most. Whether you want a man or a woman this piece is for you. When you wear the piece, the entity will come to you and when it does you better be prepared. This fairy is chock full of energy wand will not stop until the job is done and done properly. It will take the form you most desire and come to you with the mission to please. You can use this piece to summon your fairy and have astral sex. It will be the best sex you've ever encountered simply because the fairy can get inside of your mind and make your innermost fantasies come to life. It will read your mind and your subconscious and then bring them to life. You will not want to ever stop using this piece, because it isn't just an orgasm, it is a total body orgasm. The sex energy will flow through you freely until you feel like you have erupted, sending your entire body into a full state of ecstasy. The best part about this is that it's not like a physical orgasm, where it lasts for a minute or two and then stops. It can go on and on for hours, while the fairy explores you body-- who are notorious in the mortal world for under-performance! You will NOT regret getting this piece.

In order to activate this piece, you have to wear it during a rain storm. You must run through the rain, allowing your body to become thoroughly wet. Go to a discreet location, allowing your body to stay soaked. Take your clothes off and begin exploring your body with your own hands. This is when the energy from the Rain Fairy will take full effect and you will be soon be on your way to sexual ecstasy-- we call it sextasy!!

FIRST OF ALL DON'T GO NAKED IN PUBLIC AND SECONDLY STEVE I SING LIKE AN ANGEL!! DOUCHE BAG!

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