King Tut's Mummified Member
King Tut's Mummified Member
King Tut's Mummified Member

King Tut's Mummified Member

Regular price $ 469.69

7-5-16

 

This piece is from one of our original investigations in the Valley of the Kings where the famous Boy King, King Tut, was found buried nearly intact.  He was discovered in 1922 and was originally thought to be one of the minor Pharaohs.  However, over time it became quite apparent that King Tut was probably one of the most influential rulers of the Egyptian empire.  In a time that saw Temple Priests becoming increasingly powerful and influential, King Tut's predecessor Akhenaten changed the religion of Egypt.  He declared to his constituents that he was the new god on Earth and that they should worship a single Sun-god, Aten.  


Often times, this new practice was done to the demise of the lesser Egyptian society.  Naturally, they became fed up with the crap.  when King Tut took over, he reinstated old ways, giving power to those who once wielded it.  There was, of course a divide between the followers of the new way and the followers of the old way.  Eventually the old way won out and the prior multi-theistic ways of Egypt returned.  


As if this wasn't enough of a story, there's more to the equation.  King Tut, often referred to as the "Boy King" because of his untimely death, was buried in a rather peculiar manner.  He was buried with an erection.  I'm not talking about a slight chub, either.  He was buried with a full-on, 90 degree, good old fashion boner.  His erect penis eventually fell off, leaving people to think that it was stolen  It was later found again, buried in the ground next to the Boy King's tomb.  Having touched the ground, even for this short period of time, it has let behind some of residue of the original member.  It is from these sands that this piece has been made.  Well, rather I should say the sands from this place have gone into the making of this item.  It holds original bits of King Tut's penis and from what legend holds, he was quite the ladies man.  


What does this piece do for you??  Whether you are a woman or you are a guy who is craving some ancient man-on-man action, this piece will bring it all to you.  It's not that King Tut will be your sex slave, but he is back and desires carnal pleasure.  This piece resurrects King Tut in his full spiritual form.  His tan, chiseled body will show up and your own astral form will be pulled from your body.  He desires to be inside of you and he desires to please.  There is no length he won't go to in order to get the job done.  He's that kind of guy.  You know, like once you pop the fun don't stop.  He got it going on.  He is into whatever you are into.  Handcuffs, couples, group sex, oral, BDSM, handcuff, whatever.  He may be ancient, but he has been conjure enough over the last few thousand years that he was been able to keep up with the trends.  Besides, you'd be surprise the knowledge of the ancient Egyptians who regularly took part in sexual rites and rituals.  


This piece and the Pharaoh housed within will give you astral orgasms unlike any other type of orgasm you have ever felt before-- man or woman... this orgasm is so good that you won't even be able to describe it with human words.  You'll shake, you'll quiver, you'll feel is straight down to your core existence.  It will be the best sexual experience you've ever had.  The best part?  Each time you partake of the Pharaoh's sex you will be given bits of ancient Egyptian magic and sorcery.  These powers vary, but you can always ask Tut to give you want you want and He will find a way to get it to you.  


This piece is the perfect combination of power and sex, two things that normally go hand-in-hand anyway.  We only one of these items so make sure that if this is an item you are interested in, you get to it first!!  You don't want to miss out on the best sexual encounter you will have in your life!!  I mean, who doesn’t wanna bang a pharaoh?!!


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