Meet Cobain, One of the Last Surviving Southwark Witches
Meet Cobain, One of the Last Surviving Southwark Witches

Meet Cobain, One of the Last Surviving Southwark Witches

Regular price $ 38.00

So that way it is known, Lindy and DeeDee will be gone from 7/11/18 - 7/22/18.  During this time neither of them will be able to be reached via cellphone or email.  Shipping will not be done during this timeframe, but will resume as normal when they return. 

This piece delivers a psychic connection between you and a New Era, super grungy style witch.  No, I don't mean that she is dirty.  Quite the contrary, the witch takes forever to put on her make-up in the morning and it is a miracle to find her listening to something other the Nirvana or Alice in Chains.  She has so affectionately renamed herself, Cobain, but never the nevertheless she has come from a very powerful bloodline of witches known as the Southwark Coven.  In fact, she is one of the few remaining witches of the bloodline, as their existence has threatened to become extinct.  She realized this when she was coming into power.  When she finally admitted that she was a Southwark Witch and accepted her magic, she stopped aging.  This was somewhere around the year 1994 and she and Kurt Cobain have been going strong ever since.  That was a joke. 

Either way, this piece gives you a psychic bond to her.  You see, here's the thing.  Every time she grants magic to somebody she grows stronger in her own ability.  Given the fact that she is one of the very few last of her coven, she has been afraid to grant this magic to just anybody.  If she unknowingly grants magic to a witch hunter, she would meet her demise.   That is why we agreed to help her.  We offer this piece to one of our customers.  They are granted the powers that they ask for and in return, she grows in strength.  It's a win-win situation.  
So... whaddya say?  Wanna give Cobain a little help?  She will literally grant you any power that you ask for, except immortality.   She hasn't been able to figure that one out.  She just kind of got it one day.  Anything else is in the playbook, though.  She can raise people from the dead, cast very powerful love spells, even bring you wealth that you've never known.  It is a very good opportunity for the both of you.  Bonding time!!  

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