Mollivirus Sibericum: The REAL 2016 Zombie Apocalypse-My Zombie Heart
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What I'm about to tell you will sound like the summit of all sci-fi horror movies. Then again, you'd probably think that about a bunch of the listings we post here at HC. The fact is that scientists in Russia have unearthed a 30,000 Siberian zombie virus and they have been using it to their advantage ever since. However, these are very high-tech zombies. They're kind of like the ones you see on Walking Dead or Resident Evil but I assure you they are much more advanced than anything you've ever known about zombies.
The virus, called Mollivirus Sibericum, has been dated to at least 30,000 years ago. Don't ask me how, but it was found frozen in the Arctic Tundra called Siberia, which is part of Russia. Scientists promised-- cross their hearts and hope to die-- that they were going to make sure that the virus was one that didn't have an effect on humans. On one hand they have lived up to their promise. On the other hand they have not. This virus does not affect the living whatsoever. The ones you have to worry about are the dead.
The virus has been being tested by the Russian government and great progress has been made. We only know this because when we traveled to Russian earlier this year, we got a first hand account of exactly what this virus is capable of. It is a virus that reanimates the dead. It restores dead corpses to their previous form, meaning what they looked like when they were living. Using this virus and ancient resurrection spells, the Russians have been able to reincarnate the likes of Alexander the Great, multiple Pharaohs from the great Egyptian Empire, Joseph Stalin, Ivan the Terrible, and even a Babylonian Queen.
The Russian game plan is simple. They want to rule the world. I think we all know that about them. Vladimir Putin hasn't made any secret that he isn't taking crap from anyone, especially not Americans. In a secret, underground base the Russian government has been reanimating corpses and making alliance with the dead. They have been gaining their powers and they are stockpiling any information and power form they can get their hands on. They are determined to use the power to take over the world-- or at least the United States of America. This isn't to say that the United States doesn't have their own arsenal of like-minded powers. I guess you can call it some kind of paranormal Cold War.
Either way, the point in telling you all this is let you know that we scored several of these items. These items will allow you to create your own Zombies. These zombies will come in the form of reanimated corpses over which you will hold full control. All you need is the power that is in your piece, a picture of the corpse you wish to reanimate or the name of someone you like the looks of. You must name your zombie and you must tell us what type of personality you like. The power in the heart will allow you to reanimate any corpse-- to raise any corpse from the dead that you choose to. You can do this for multiple reasons. The first of these being that they can carry out your tasks for you. If you have something that you want to do-- let's say rob a bank or break into the Pentagon-- you can do it through the use off your zombies. You can spy on your husband to see if he's cheating. You can find out if your best friend is secretly talking about you. Or, you know, whatever you want your zombie to do. It will do it, because when you use this piece, you hold full bondage over whomever you choose to reanimate. Again you can also tell us who you like or want them to look like.
The second way you can use this piece is to bring back somebody from whom you want to gain a power or information. For instance, you can reanimate the corpse of Marie Laveau to learn her Voodoo powers. You can reanimate the corpse of Vlad the Impaler to learn more about vampires or to become one. You could make a Mayan zombie if you wanted to learn more about stargates and the mystery of the long-count Calendar. Again, your zombies are under your full control and will return to the grave whenever you order them too.
So, yeah, this new virus they discovered, I supposed that it could very easily spark a zombie apocalypse, but only if the power gets into the hands of the wrong people. As for these pieces, we have a limited supply. You want one of these, trust me. It is a very unique power to have. I mean, it's not every day that you get to make your own zombie, especially not the very rare type that these allow you to.
You MUST have one heart for each zombie you want. If you decide to call upon your own you will be given a activation. If we are doing it for you, you won't need it. Please place instructions in your notes.