Possessed by a Wish Granting Alien
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So, if you ever thought you had a strange job or a long day-- all you have to do is read the results of this investigation to know that maybe, just maybe we have one up on you. Well, at least on the strange part, anyhow. This investigation was done in the state of Iowa, where not to much is going on most of the time. There's a city here or there and a whole lot of farmland in between. In fact, we probably would have never even been in Iowa if it hadn't been for a special request from a long-standing customer of ours. In fact, it was even a request. She begged us to come out there. As per her account her husband was fine a few weeks prior to our arrival. It was one night when he was working out in the field that he didn't come in until late. She told us that he usually came in the house a little bit after sundown. However, he had needed to get a head start on the harvest for the following day, so he was out late-- really late.
She said she didn't notice anything unusual at first, except for the fact that he had stated he had a headache. Okay, long hours. I understand headaches. I get them all the time. She said the next day was when she really began to notice a difference in his behavior. He barely said anything to her and completely neglected his farming responsibilities. When she tried to ask if there was something wrong, her husband simply spaced out and would reply to her. She said it wasn't like anything she had ever witnessed before. In fact, she called several of her neighbors over to see if they could anything out of him and there was no response at all. The neighbors did rally to get the farm work done that needed to be done, but she said she feared for her husbands life.
A few days after she said her husband did become vocal, but in a very odd language. She said that she never did understand Spanish or French or any of those other languages, but that this language didn't sound like anything she had ever even heard. She said it sound very short and forceful. Either way, she was afraid for both her and her husband's life, so she called us to see if there was anything that we could do about it. So, we found ourselves on the road to Iowa. As we walked through the door to investigate the man's surroundings he looked blankly at us as if he was looking through us and just grunted. I found this actually a bit comical and began laughing. The wife didn't think that was too funny, but I really couldn't help it.
We did several investigations of the entire property on which the farmer worked but found absolutely nothing. It was nightfall by the time we were done with our investigations and the only thing left to do was an investigation on the man himself-- which we were really kind of hoping didn't have to occur. As we neared the man with a white light extraction piece, hoping to subdue and capture whatever was in control of its body, the old man threw himself on the floor. His mouth opened widely, to a disproportionately human size. A god awful screeching sound, like when you put to radios too close together came out of his mouth. We attempted to use the white light piece again, to extract whatever was on the inside. The noise got louder and louder, until we couldn't take it any longer.
At this point there was a very bright white flash outside of the window and a very loud whirring sound. Next thing we knew there were piercing green eyes out side of the window looking in. The man just stood there screeching. His entire body was suspended in mid air and floating to the window. Something like a light shot from the mans eyes and bounced around the room, looking for an exit. Deedee grabbed the white light piece we were using earlier just in time and summoned the little bastard into the piece. By this time, all the green eyes (there were pairs of them in every window by this time) had disappeared. The whirring sound had stopped, as had the screeching. The entity was out of the body of our customer's husband and in the vessel that Deedee had trapped it in.
Weeks later, we checked up with the customer, who said her husband was perfectly fine. This is good. Another job well done. As for the entity, it is an alien entity. It has remained in the white light piece Deedee summoned it into. The fact that it was an alien entity that was possessing the body of the farmer made sense why it was speaking in a weird language and why it was able to reproduce such sounds. It is some aliens' way of communicating, through radio frequency. It all began to make sense after that. We also found out that we could put this entity to work for us-- well, now for you. This entity holds the ability to grant unlimited wishes-- kind of like a wish djinn but better, because this djinn can bring you magic from far away realms that you never even knew existed. You can wish for anything that you want. You can even wish for a power if that is what you want and this wish alien will bring it to you. There is absolutely nothing in life that you will want for. The minute you do, whip out this piece and wish for what you need. The alien is under complete captivity and must do exactly as you tell it. If that means grant you wealth, then it will. If that means allow you to time-travel then so be it. Whatever you wish for-- WHATEVER-- the alien must be subservient and do as you please!! You can use this piece over and over again to grant as many wishes and as much power as you desire!!
This is the piece that Dee Dee was wearing at the time. It is sterling silver and it is by a major high-end designer.