Protection and Extreme Luck of Pele's Fire

This Rhinestoned Pineapple holds a great deal of magic.  This magic was acquired through summoning the ancient fired goddess, Pele.  This was nearly impossible to complete, so the fact that we even have this piece that holds her magic is an accomplishment.  This piece holds not only the protection of Pele, the fire goddess but also extreme luck.  She will use her fire to give you a spiritual cleansing that will vanquish any and all negative and evil forces that might be afflicting your life.  Her fire will burn them up.  She has no patience for that kind of negativity, so she just gets rid of it.  She will then use her sacred fire to imbue your life with luck powers of the gods.  This will allow things to go in your favor and for the odds to fall in your favor at least 99% of the time.  Oh, and she told me that pineapples DO go on pizza.  Just kidding (even though they do!).  This piece is pretty incredible and the powers are very rare.