Sex With Your Favorite Celeb

If you're anything like me you have your family and your best friends.  The rest of your friends are usually found on Netflix.  This includes the people you have crushes on.  This piece holds sexual energy and a formless sex spirit.  When you wear this piece, you will mentally focus on the powers at hand and also the face and body of your celebrity crush.  You will meditate intensely upon this.  With the bracelet on, you will begin self-pleasure.  The sexual energies from that will enliven the spirit, who will come to life and assume the form of the celebrity that you have just been thinking about.  The spirit will pull your astral form from your body and take you to the astral realms where you will be sexually ravaged and filled with orgasmic pleasure.  You can then use this piece to meditate on a different celebrity and the spirit will take its form and bring you more orgasmic pleasure.  If I were, I'd probably never leave the house.  You're welcome.