Sexual Vampire for Those Stir-Crazy Days (And He Grants Magic, Too!)
I'm sitting here thinking, well we haven't had one of these in a while, so this should be a treat! The vampire doesn't have a sexual preference and will show up just as quick for a woman or a man or anybody who doesn't quite know what they are yet. The master conjurer has created this piece and it holds the presence of a very active, sexual vampire. His name is Gustav and he is of German descent. He appears in spirit form either while meditating or in your dreams. He is stacked like a brick shithouse and has crystal blue eyes. His blonde locks ate pulled back into a ponytail. He will speak whatever language you need him, but if he is speaking English he has a very thick accent, which is insanely sexy will most likely turn you on.
This is the perfect piece for social distancing because he is in spirit form and will come to you in spirit form. He will take you by the hand and lead you to the astral promised lands where you will be able to experience all of him as he gives you astral orgasms over and over and over again. He also offers protection snd will give you STPs-- sexually transmitted powers. He is, after all, a vampire. You can ask him for any vampire magic and he will give it to you during astral sex. While he is inside of you, the magic will be transferred from his body to yours and the magic will become an innate part of you are.
This is the perfect piece to be quarantined with because once you start using it, you won't want to stop. Look, we're just trying to help okay! When using the piece you can wear it as a ring or a pendant on a chain, but you must allow it to touch your bare skin. Run your fingers over your body to create a sense of stimulation. Then meditate allowing this piece to create port thay will pull Gustav through. You will not regret getting this piece. Trust me. I tested it myself!
The piece that you are getting we think is sterling, but it is not marked. The blue ball holds the energy that sparks the arrival of your new beau.