The Bonnacon's Secret
Regular price $ 38.00
1.). When ordering new items, shipping will be done in 10 days. We have a ton of new orders coming in and Lindy is working as hard as she can to make sure they are all shipped out on time. Please do not email her asking where your order is. She does the orders in the order that they were received. If you paid, we have your order, we will make sure your stuff gets shipped to you.
2.). For all Carnival of Caveness items aka $38.00 specials-- we have multiples of each item or multiples can be made. Even if it says out of stock. If you are getting an item that an named entity or spirit conjured into it, the name might change. We will let you know. Also, the item will not look the exact same
3.). We accept many different forms of payment. We accept PayPal. We accept all kinds of different credit cards, through PayPal. We also accept Zelle. It is fast, easy, secure, and they won't sell your information. If you are interested in paying with Zelle, ask your bank or financial institution if that is something that they participate in.
4.). We will be away on investigation beginning in the middle of July. I think it's the 15th, but I'll double check on that. During this time, we will NOT be shipping. We will have NO CELLPHONES, NO EMAIL, AND NOT OTHER WAY FOR YOU TO CONTACT US. If for some reason you have EMERGENCY (and you shouldn't because we won't be shipping) you can contact Steve at firstname.lastname@example.org. Again, this is for emergencies and ONLY to be used during that time. We will be investigating at a castle in the dungeon. This is why we won't be able to be reached.
The Bonnacon, a.k.a. the bonasus. It looks an awful lot like bacon at first glance, but trust me the bonnacon is anything but enjoyable. In fact, he is a bull-like beast. He wears a horse's mane and two inward curved horns. It protects itself by discharging foul smelling fumes and a long trail of dung. His dung is so hot that it sets fire to anything that it comes in contact with.
The question is, why would anybody be in so much fear that they would go to such levels to make sure that they are protected. This is because the Bonnacon has a stash of wealth that he has amassed with the wealth powers that have been given to him by the gods. He is in full charge of this secret wealth power, told never to share it with anybody that couldn't withstand the burns of his fiery excrement.
Luckily for you, this piece summons the presence of the Bonnacon in an astral form. He cannot spew his fiery poo at you. Instead, with this piece he is forced to share his wealth secrets with you. His wealth powers are crazy strong and will bring you wealth powers in many different areas of your life.