The Impaler's Grimoire
The Impaler's Grimoire
The Impaler's Grimoire
The Impaler's Grimoire
The Impaler's Grimoire
The Impaler's Grimoire

The Impaler's Grimoire

Regular price $ 1,100.00
There are offers that extend a free one night's stay in Dracula's castle for Halloween.  That's pretty neat if you ask me, but we never really looked into those offers, simply because we already know what goes on in Dracula's castle.  It's a place that we have already visited through a vehicle that we found locally.  We have told you all about the vampire farms that exist in Harrisburg.  This place is insane, but it also has insane magic.  One of the most insane forms of magic that you will find there is a coffin that is made out of rich mahogany wood with 24k gold trim.  The coffin is extra large, as to accommodate anybody who wants to use it.  I mean, not JUST anybody, but anybody who is in on the Vampire Farm's little secret.  Of course, that leaves out most people, but we are not most people.  This is why we were at the Vampire Farm in the first place, when we were shown this coffin.  

The coffin that I'm telling you about is amazing.  Why, you ask?  Because it gives you the ability to be placed in and when you lift the coffin lid you are no longer in this time period.  Instead, you are transferred back in time to the castle of Vlad the Impaler-- the one for whom the local tales of Dracula have been written.  Family to Elizabeth Bathory, he is one of the original Sanguine Vampires.  He fed on the blood of his enemies in a time when war was popular to expand a countries borders.  However, Vlad wasn't into all that.  he just wanted to be left alone, save for the occasional meal that he'd make out of those who bothered him.  Thus, he impaled the heads of his opponents on spikes and set them up as decorations.  It must have been quite the welcoming sight for those who wanted to see him defeated.  

Either way, the point is, at the Vampire Farm in Harrisburg, we were able to use the coffin.  One by one, Deedee an I were transported to an ancient a medieval time and place.  While we were there we discovered many things.  We didn't encounter the impaler ourselves.  Instead, what we did encounter was a type of Grimoire.  It was a book of sanguine magic that Vlad the Impaler kept around, further the suspicions that he was indeed a vampire.  I mean, if the fact that we just traveled to his castle by coffin didn't give it away, this one surely did.  

This book was bound by human skin that had to be hundreds of years old.  When we touched the book, it burned our skin.  We believed there is some kind of curse put on it, that was nobody can use the book.  However, when you ask the book questions, it's like it has its own brain.  It flips open to the page that deals with whatever you just asked.  For instance, if you want to learn how to shape shift, you can ask the book, "How do I shape shift.  It will open to a specific page and will give you the answer.  You can ask the book for any type of magic that has to do with sanguine vampirism and it will give you an answer-- or should I say page.  It allows you to not only read the spell, but to soak up the energies of the spell and to make the spell your own, part of your own knowledge, part of you.  

We don't expect you to only take our word for it.  We have an item that we took with us while traveling.  While we were in the presence of the book, we transferred all of its information into this piece.  The powers are astounding.  When you use this item, the Book will come to you in holographic form.  It will float in the center of the room and you can ask it whatever question you want.  When you ask your question, the book will open.  It will show you the answer to whatever you asked and will give you any kind of sanguine power that you ask of it.  So, it won't give you a complete vampire transformation, but with the knowledge of this book, who really needs one.  You can literally ask it for any power and it will show you how you can obtain this power.  It's very strait forward.  It makes sense that Vladimir Dracula was a very powerful, with a tell-all grimoire that grants everything, it's pretty much a no-brainer.  Now, you have this same power at your finger tips.  All you have to do is buy this piece, and the power is yours to keep!!

You will have to get used to its power due to the fact that it is already powerful and it is also super charged by the special charging stone.


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