The World's Most Erogenous Cufflinks
The World's Most Erogenous Cufflinks

The World's Most Erogenous Cufflinks

Regular price $ 85.00

Let it be known that our shipper, Lindy, is out from 7/11/18 - 7/21/18.  Shipping will not be done during those dates.  She will continue shipping as normal when she returns.    Deedee will also be one during this time and unavailable for email or phone calls.

This set of vintage cufflinks must be worn together for the power to take full effect. We found them at an estate sale in Vermont when we were on our way back from a paranormal meet up in Maine. You might be asking why we went out of our way to travel through Vermont. Well, we like to go site-seeing sometimes. Besides that, New England has some of the creepiest and quaintest old towns in America that are bounding and bulging at the seems with supernatural magic. 

This piece comes from the collection who used to be a professor at a very prestigious New England University. For sake of his anonymity, we will not give the name of the school or his name for that matter, but I'm sure if you use your imagination, you will be able to determine which school this has come from. Then, you can draw your own conclusions.

He was a professor of Occult Studies and has traveled the world in search of the rarest artifacts that he could find. These cufflinks were among those that he had found. I don't think that they were meant to be sold at the estate sale, I just think that whoever put it together didn't realize that cufflinks were indeed part of his collection. He found them when he was in Rome, Italy traveling to see the Vatican. They were given to him by a Gypsy, who recognized that he was alone and without love. The thing is, he chose that life due to the excitement of pursuing magic. He has never even used the magic in these cufflinks, but we have during testing.

These cufflinks hold an ancient gypsy spell that binds them to the powers of the God Eros. If you notice the first three letters of Eros, you will notice that they are also the first three letters of the word erotic, or erogenous, eroticize, eroticism, etc. I think you get the point. The magic in these cufflinks sends out an energy that will bring your perfect mate to you. This will be your soulmate, your one true love. It is the person that was bound to you by destiny, to be the lover that was created solely to make you happy. It's sad to say, they are hard to find these days without magic.

Furthermore, this piece creates an erogenous bond between the two of you. This will your sex to me heightened and more sensual than any sex that you've ever had before. It will allow you both to leave your body in the perfect spirit union, like two pieces of a sexual puzzle fitting perfectly together. You will both experience multiple astral orgasms before being remitted into your body. Neither of you will ever even realized that you left your body because the sex will be so intense that, well... who was even paying attention?

This is the perfect coupling piece. It is Summer, the season of romance. Even if you don't want to use this piece right away, keep in mind cuffing season is right around the corner. you deserve somebody to cuddle up next to, who loves you just as much as you love them. This is why you need this item.

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